Successful applicants are asked to state their annual income.I swallow back the small amount of vomit that comes into the back of my throat and I join the hoards of young attractive women with “undisclosed” incomes.Dipping my toe in the shallow end, I sign myself up to Tastebuds, the dating app, which identifies your local love matches, based on mutual music tastes.Photo uploaded and profile created I select my favourite artists and bands.
My self-confidence and perception of my own appeal could be boosted or shattered by an anonymous set of judges. Over the next 48 hours I am secure enough to tell you that my insecurity got the better of me.Once again, mindful of my audience, I dig out pictures from a Disneyland Paris trip in 2014.Nothing says dedication to Disney like fluffy Minnie mouse ears. Disappointingly the UK presence on Mouse Mingle is low, with the site dominated by abrasive looking Americans.It was at this point that he let out a small shriek. Surprisingly unburdened by the arrogance you would expect from a “beautiful person”.Unfortunately for Beefy, I was tired and while competing with other women is a fact of life, I don’t have the energy to tackle 22 men and a ball every time I go for cocktails so we called it a night before romance got the chance to spark.
But unfortunately I have awoken to requests for pictures, and I get the impression it isn’t my face he was interested in.